My Wife is Driving Me Crazy!!!

[rant]Why the fuck can't my wife remember to bring her wallet, keys, and phone with her when she leaves the house? At least once a month I have to interrupt my day in some way to accommodate her because she can't remember to bring those items with her when she leaves the house. Since I was about ten years old I haven't rolled out without picture ID, keys, and money. When I get to the front door, I do a quick pocket check: wallet, keys, phone. Boom done, it takes less than 10 seconds.

Actually the thing that really pisses me off is that she has the nerve to be mad when I tell her how stupid and annoying it is that she's constantly doing this. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! Not only does she not apologize, but then gives attitude when I try to explain to her that she lives in Washington, DC; security capital of the United States; and it's probably not a smart thing to walk around without ID on her.

What's even more amazing is that half the time she didn't even forget, she actually made a decision to leave the house without her phone, ID, or keys!! This, of course, somehow turns into my problem.

WifeRat and BabyRat go to the park, I have a rare moment alone in the house to have an evening constitutional without BabyRat pounding on the door yelling, "Daddy, what you doing?" Before I can finish, the door buzzer is going off; I ignore it, figuring they're just playing with the buzzer. Buzzer goes off again. DAMN IT! Will I ever take a shit in peace in my own home?!?!?!!? Probably not for a couple of more years.[/rant]

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