Saturday, July 26, 2008

Old Picture


I was irate when I saw this and meant to post it immediately, but better late than never.

It's bad enough (not to mention really ironic) when Parking Enforcement (PE) parks illegally to give a parking ticket. In that case at least PE is doing their job, a job stealing money from District citizens, but a job that has to be done. But this numbskull was illegally parked while running into a convenience store on June 11, 2008 at about 2pm. If you're a PE supervisor who sees this, you should bust this motherfucker's ass!!!

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Straight Outta Grafton

Shit, I have way too much to write about and not nearly enough time to do it. Hopefully that will change now that we've finally moved out of my in-laws spot and into our place. The next big move is to get BabyRat into daycare out here so WifeRat can finally finish her book.

We spent last weekend visiting "the Aunts", one lives in Grafton, ND and the other in East Grand Forks, MN. These are the places where white meets bread.

It's always great to see the Aunts because they're super nice, have an endless supply of cold beer, and always cook me whatever I want. No one is going to be making me seared pork belly or any kind of haute cuisine, but they make some good ass fried Walleye and do amazing things with the fresh new potatoes that are in ample supply this time of year. When I say fresh, I mean fresh like a farmer they know waves them over as they're driving past the field and gives them potatoes they just pulled from the ground. Then they take those ultra-fresh morsels and get stupid with cream, dumplings, and fresh dill; it's carb-tastic!!

This time we were up there mooching because they were supplying us with basically everything we needed for our place: beds, dressers, linens, dishes, desks, chairs, tables, and a couch. So while I was up north in addition to saving myself a ton of money on furniture I ate like a pig, had free child care in the form of various cousins and aunts, and I got to play golf too.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Fargo Field Report

I guess I should first explain that I'm not actually living in Fargo.  Right in the middle of Fargo is the Red River; on the west side of the river is Fargo, on the east side is Moorhead, Minnesota.  Collectively the two cities make up the Red River Valley and are generally known as the Fargo-Moorhead area.  We're living in a small town right next to Moorhead called Dilworth, MN, but to keep from having to explain this all the time I just say that I'm living in Fargo.

So far things have been pretty chill; I've been taking full advantage of the fact that we're staying at the in-laws place (built-in child care, woo-hoo!) and have been to the movies twice.  Yes, I'm living on the edge. 

When we got here we had no idea where we were going to live.  WifeRat was determined to live as close to her folks as possible, which means we ended up in an apartment about a five minute walk away from their house.  I'm mildly disappointed because I didn't move all the way to the middle of fucking nowhere to live in an apartment, but considering it's not quite 1200 sq ft (almost 50% larger than our place in DC) has two bathrooms, a heated garage, a balcony and only costs $790/month it's more than OK.  We looked at a 6BR farm house that was gi-normous and only $1100/month; but once we factored in fuel oil costs, the logistical nightmare of getting broadband internet, maintaining the place (I haven't cut grass in almost 15 years), and the fact that we have no furniture we decided on the apartment.  The farm house would have been dope, but for six months it wasn't worth the hassle.

Working remotely has been cool so far, but I've actually been working harder than usual.  I've got to keep my production up to justify my continued existence on the contract, so I now find myself attending more phone conferences and nonsense than before.  While I'm out here, I'm taking the opportunity to do some analysis on exactly what kind of effect the dumb ass policies and initiatives that come out of USDA headquarters have on the actual customers of USDA (farmers) and the field offices that they're supposed to be supporting.  My boss is in my corner, but we have a feeling that people aren't going to be happy with what I find out though.

Later,

HR

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Nick is Stepping on His Dick Again

Criminy, Nick from Murky Coffee is having a bad year. Now he's beefing with some clown named Jeff (who appears to be a bit of a dick) about Murky's various policies.

This little pissing match quickly hit Boing Boing and Consumerist and is all over local blogs like DCist and the newly minted We Love DC.

I've got nothing but love for Murky and was sad to see their Capitol Hill location go belly up, but Nick my friend you've got to get a grip. Have you considered switching to decaf?

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Winnipeg Folk Fest

So one of the many activities that I'm participating in while I'm out here in the mid-West is the Winnipeg Folk Festival. This is a big deal for my in-laws and I was told in no uncertain terms by WifeRat that I was going and I was gonna smile and act like I was excited about it too. As you may or may not have figured out from reading this blog, folk music isn't exactly my thing; occasionally listening to the Dead and CSNY while I was smoking bales of herb back in college was about as close I ever came to developing an appreciation for folk music.

However as a music lover, I can find something to like about any kind of music that's been created with some real passion and honesty. And since it's not like you have a lot of sleazy Joe Simpson or Joe Jackson type characters out there pushing their kids into a career in folk music, if nothing else you can be reasonably sure that folk acts are going to bring some real love for what they're doing to the stage and that's something I can always get with. Then once I took a look at the lineup and saw acts like Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Ray Davies, and Lee "Scratch" Perry were scheduled to play I was actually kind of excited to go to this festival.

Too bad the weather didn't cooperate . . . at all. The forecast originally called for a high of 63; no problem, throw on a sweat shirt or light jacket and keep moving right? Wrong!! When we got to the festival (being held at a park that seemed to be only slightly smaller than Yellowstone) we were greeted with gusting winds and rain. My Father-in-law (FR) was ready to throw in the towel before we even went in, but I'll be damned if I'm going to take a trip all the way to Winnipeg just to be deterred by a little rain.

Once we got into the festival we all split up. FILRat got settled in to see an act right by the entrance and my sainted Mother-in-Law (MR) volunteered to baby wrangle, which left WifeRat and I to just wander around and hang out together. Wifey and I saw a bunch of duos on stage together which was kind of cool, but there were some seriously twee motherfuckers up on that stage.

After seeing a some people play, having coffee, getting something to eat, and having a beer the wife and I both started missing BabyRat; so we headed over to the kid's tent to find her. The kid's tent was kind of cool and the highlight of the day for me. I love seeing my kid enjoy herself, her Grandma was stuffing her full of tasty crap and she was tickled by the performers.

As a parent you find yourself watching some really horrible, boring, and strange kid's show an exception to these awful kid's shows is the Backyardigans. I dig the fact that they introduce kids to different types of music. Well one of my favorite Backyardigans episodes is one called "Riding the Range" and while we were in the kid's tent, the band the Aunts and the Uncles played the song "Riding the Range" which totally made my day.

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Some Links From the Last Couple of Days

A funny web comic about a dude freaking out at the Apple Store.

Two different stories on the Root about Black men and sexual tourism in Brazil.  Interesting stuff, especially the fact that men are calling attention to gender privilege.

Ta-Nehisi Coates has too much good stuff on his blog for me to just pick one, but if forced I would link to the one where he tells the old heads to STFU already.

The copyranter calls out some foppish NYC custom clothier for its lame ass misogyny.

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Saturday, July 05, 2008

On the Road, Part 2; I Hate Chicago

We left Merillville, IN about 10 am on Thursday morning with our destination for the day being Wisconsin Rapids, WI; hometown of DC friend, Butterburger (BB). BB is your typical, reserved, unemotional MidWest guy. Last year his girlfriend, the Child Bride; so named because she's only 25, 13 years younger than BB and myself; was complaining that he was "emotionally unavailable." I had to explain to her that with the Packers posting double digit wins and making a Super Bowl run in what turned out to be Brett Favre's last season, that was about as emotional as BB was ever likely to get. So when BB very nervously approached WifeRat about the possibility of us stopping by his parent's house on our way to edge of The Great White North I knew that we had to make it there to see his ancestral homestead. It was just too bad that we had to pass through Chicago on the way there.

There was massive construction just north of where we had stopped on the southern edge of the Chicagoland area, so we got on the road and were immediately sitting still on the interstate. Dagger!

In the new and improved RatMobile there is a DVD player. I am not a fan of facilitating the couchpotato-ification of America's youth through constantly available video entertainment. So for the seven months that we've had our new whip, the DVD player had remained unused. WifeRat and I knew that during a four day cross-country trip our resolve would probably falter. So after two days on the road and hitting our first significant traffic issue, we cracked and asked BabyRat if she would like to watch one of her DVDs. BabyRat was initially baffled by the question but when I flipped down the screen, she had let out one of her patented gasps of excitement and amazement that had her paralyzed with glee for at least 30 seconds.

We make it through the traffic after about 15 minutes and then the tolls start. I swear I spent at least $20 dollars on tolls in the couple of hours I was driving through Illinois. If I had known how many tolls there were going to be, I probably would have bought one of those stupid iPasses when I hit the state line. Even with annoying traffic and exorbitant tolls, I was way more aggravated than I should have been and I realized that I was starting to get sick.

On the rare occasions when I fall ill, WifeRat gets very bossy with me because I don't take good care of myself when I'm sick. After lunch she insisted on taking over at the wheel and I let her; I took some pills and fell asleep in the back seat with BabyRat. I wake up about 90 minutes later feeling much better and get back in the pilot's chair for the remainder of the day's drive.

Wisconsin Rapids


We finally make it Wisconsin Rapids about 5:30pm and everyone is happy. I'm happy to not be driving anymore, BB is happy that we're there, WifeRat is happy 'cause she's handed a Leinenkugel Summer Shandy the minute we walk through the door and BabyRat is happy because she has been given a Big Wheel to cruise around on by BB's younger sister (we'll call her BabyButterBurger or BBB) who also happens to be in town from Seattle.

After enjoying some dill cheese curds and finishing off the last of the Genesee pounders we all head out to dinner at a little road house kind of place about 5 minutes from Casa d' Butterburger that I was shocked to discover served sweet potato fries.

After an uneventful meal, we head home and almost get hit by a train. I heard the train whistle, looked for flashing lights, gates, or something to indicate that a train was nearby and saw nothing. After crossing a few sets of tracks, I see that there is a train on the last set of tracks we have to cross less than 300 yards away. I prudently stop and immediately jump out of the RatMobile to ask BB in the car behind us why the fuck don't they have . . . something to let a person know a train is close by.

I wake up the next morning feeling like ass and apparently I looked pretty bad too, because everyone was asking if I was OK. BB's Mom is upset that we have to take off first thing in the morning and depriving her of time with BabyRat, who she fell in love with in about 9 seconds.

Petal to the Metal


It's now Friday, the 4th of July. After three days in the car already, with 8 hours of driving to go, WifeRat steps up her game; she shoves my feebly protesting ass into the back seat of the car after being escorted to the edge of town by BB and the Child Bride and proceeds to put in a monster day behind the wheel.

Most of the rest of the day is a blur, I'm intermittently baby wrangling in the back seat and having fever dreams & sweating my ass off. I manage to gag down a few bites of chicken noodle soup when we stop for lunch before BabyRat decides that she wants the soup and takes it from me by force. We make it to the in-laws place sometime in the late afternoon and after happy greetings and such, I promptly fall back asleep on the couch. I wake up long enough to eat half a steak and go back to sleep while everyone else goes to watch fireworks. Worst. 4th. Ever. But we made it to the Hinterlands.

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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

On the Road, Cleveland Doesn't Rock

After a few days delay (we originally planned to leave on Saturday), we finally hit the road for NoDak yesterday. The last time we drove out there, it was just WifeRat and I and we made the trip in two very long days; but 12 hour days in the car just don't work with a three year-old in the mix so we decided that we would take four days to travel out there and hopefully see something cool on the way. I'm still waiting to see something cool, but the trip has been pretty relaxing so far.

Our first stop was Cleveland, we stayed at an Embassy Suites downtown by Jacobs Field that kind of sucked. No doorman to take your stuff up to your room and the valet wouldn't park our trailer-laden car, but he did direct me to a legal on-street spot where I could park overnight. Maybe I'm being a prima donna, but a high-rise, downtown hotel should have a doorman. Am I wrong for thinking this?

We get to the room and WifeRat and BabyRat immediately put on their swimsuits and are heading for the pool when they decide to hit the head. The bathroom in the room smells like sour old towels, so while they go to the pool I go back downstairs to ask for another room. The staff at the desk gave us another room and comped us a couple of movies for our trouble. After humping all our junk to another room, I celebrate by diving down to the bottom of our cooler and having a shot of Grey Goose (from the freezer that we just cleaned out, what was I supposed to do leave it in DC?) and a can of PBR.

Now I have to find provisions for dinner and fortunately there is a grocery store near the hotel that, in addition to having fresh fruits and vegetables, also has 6-packs of Genesee Tallboys for $2.99 (I'm enjoying one as I type this). We feed the little one and get her to sleep and are settling down to watch a movie when I realize that I need more food. I run next door to this sports bar to grab some fried horribleness and return to find a fired up WifeRat who has been on the phone beefing with the front desk because they're charging $10 for internet access in the hotel.

Now this thing with hotels charging for internet access is a long-standing beef of mine. Hotels should do one of two things, either provide internet free of charge for their guests or, if it's such a cost burden, add the price of internet access to the price of the room. But this idiocy with adding a separate charge for internet is bullshit and must stop immediately; it really pisses me off.

We left Cleveland this morning, but not before I browbeat the morning manager into refunding my $10 for internet access. It wasn't the money, it was the principle.

We stopped today in Merrillville, IN because we didn't want to deal with downtown Chicago pulling a trailer. I'm currently in a non-descript "suite" hotel that doesn't charge for internet access. We had dinner at some Mexican joint, WifeRat had a pair of margaritas and was asleep before BabyRat.

Tomorrow we're going to Wisconsin Rapids, WI to see Butterburger's (friend from DC) ancestral homestead. Butterburger is at his folk's place for the week, so we're going to make that our destination for tomorrow and then the final push for NoDak will happen on Friday. I'll keep you posted on our progress.

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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Leaving Town, pt. 2

OK, so the schedule slipped on us a little bit and we're not leaving until tomorrow (actually, it's already today since it's now 1 am) morning for the big move.

Packing up all our stuff has been a good exercise for our family and has forced us to get rid of a lot of junk, although it makes me sick how much stuff we waste and hoard. I watched this thing on the Story of Stuff and originally I was kind of annoyed by the presentation.

[quickrant] I wasn't even so much irked by the message (everyone has too much stuff), but really it was the messenger that I wasn't feeling. It was just so typical; an over-educated academic that's been at leisure to navel gaze on the topic of "stuff" is now going to put up a website to preach to the world. Bollocks! [/quickrant]

But after throwing away so many pens, hair clips, food, clothes, shoes, etc. I can't help but think that I buy entirely too much shit. I'm not even talking about the environment or anything, I'm just talking about how much of my money I waste on things that I eventually just throw away. I gave away five pairs of perfectly good (at least wearable and functional) shoes that I probably spent close to $500 on when they were new, that's some seriously wasteful shit. The plan is that rather than using this as a pre-text to buy the next pair of kicks that catch my eye, I'm really going to make an effort to wait until I really need a new pair of shoes.

Then there's the stuff that you have, don't have room for, but want to keep anyway, so you end up on the storage area merry go 'round. Yes, I actually pay to keep stuff that I don't really have access to; it's a nightmare and it is my penance for being an over-consuming dickhead. Seriously, the more I think about this, the more I hate myself.

I have to stop and go to bed now.

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Friday, June 27, 2008

Nooner

Kind words for Clarence Thomas that I agree with?  Zut alors!!

Lots of snark about yesterday's Supreme Court ruling, complete with wailing, rending of garments, and gnashing of teeth.

PAC 7's this Saturday.

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Nooner

Who knew what I was missing by always taking cabs?

A lot of folks are talking about how Obama can win over White voters; some are serious and some aren't.

I don't give a rat's ass about Imus, but Jimi Izrael tells like it is on the latest idiocy surrounding radio's psycho geezer.

While on the topic of douchey old geezers, it's worth mentioning that even GOP dead-enders like Robert Novak are already making excuses for McCain's crushing defeat in November.

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Leaving Town

Swiss Family Rat is going to be departing for the Hinterlands of North Dakota for six months in less than a week. WifeRat recently got tenure and in that fine academic tradition now gets to take a sabbatical.

All of WR's colleagues told her that it was imperative that she get out of town for her sabbatical; otherwise, people would constantly be calling her and saying, "Hey, your on sabbatical right now, could you do XYZ?"

Originally we talked about going overseas somewhere, but a couple of things held us back. The biggest thing (for me) was that even though I've lived overseas before, it was under the imperial banner of the US Army. Given the current state of the world, I'm not altogether sure I want to be living outside of the US. I dunno, maybe I'm being paranoid and silly but I just don't feel like the time is right. Also, BabyRat is only 3; I want her to have a good strong memory of life in another country, if we went now she would remember but it would be more of a vague impression.

Anyway, WifeRat is from NoDak and the bulk of her family still lives there so I hit upon the idea that we should head out that way for a while. BR would get to spend some time with her other Grandparents, WR gets out of town for her sabbatical, and HR, well there wasn't that much in it for me other than doing right by my family.

More on this later.

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Monday, June 16, 2008

Botanical Illustration and Sculpture Exhibition at USDA National Agricultural Library, Beltsville

Floral Expressions in Stone and Print, a joint exhibition by the National Agricultural Library (NAL) and sculptor and gardener John Jayson Sonnier will be on display at the National Agricultural Library's Beltsville location through August 29. The exhibit features fourteen of Sonnier's botanical sculptures paired with companion prints from NAL's rare book collection.

Floral Expressions in Stone and Print can be viewed on the first floor of the National Agricultural Library (located at 10301 Baltimore Avenue, Beltsville, MD) weekdays, excepting federal holidays, from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. More information about the exhibition is available at http://www.nal.usda.gov/floralexpressions/.

Sculptor and gardener John Jayson Sonnier has been a notable presence in the DC Metro area for almost twenty years. His work has been shown at the Corcoran Gallery of Art, the United States Botanic Garden, and the National Sculpture Society's Annual Exhibits. The sculptures on display in Floral Expressions in Stone and Print include representations of calla lilies, magnolias, orchids, iris, lotus, and jack in the pulpit created in limestone, marble and alabaster.

Rounding out the exhibition is a selection of botanical prints drawn from the rich resources of NAL's rare book collection. These prints, selected from 17th, 18th and 19th century botanical and natural history volumes, were chosen to complement Sonnier's sculptures and showcase some of the rare and significant materials held in NAL's Special Collections.


PETER R. YOUNG, Director
USDA National Agricultural Library

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Friday, June 13, 2008

jimmmy valenntine's lonelly hearrts clubb

alrighty then:

this friday, 6/13, DJ D Thrett w/ DJ PM: so saucy... yet so unrefined

this saturday, 6/14, DJ LexusKing: so unrefined... yet so baltimore house

next friday, 6/20, DJ Tobi-Wan Kenobi** w/ DJ Viper & DJ D Thrett: so '80's ballet... yet so modern moose

next Saturday, 6/21 DJ Mellie Mel w/ DJ Dribble: so '80's moose... yet so unballet

hot pants

troy&dawn&mark: so oklahoma... yet so dc

** (yes that's Tobi from XM Radio, no she did NOT approve this DJ tag, all complaints can be directed to your domesticated pets (no really they care))

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Friday, June 06, 2008

Curious Phenomenon in DC

I get this in cabs all the time, but it also happens in shops and
stores in DC too; they don't have change for $20 bills. WTF?

You're a retail business on K St NW, smack in the middle of downtown, and you can't make $20 worth of change on Friday afternoon? I find this mind boggling.

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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Grillin' & Chillin'

So I'm grilling yesterday while WifeRat, BabyRat, and SisRat are playing in the yard; the sky turns dark and rain begins to fall, suddenly and heavily. My three ladies quickly dash into the building and I'm left standing outside in the rain with food on the grill. I'm thinking I haven't started cooking the burgers or veggies yet, so I'll just finish up these shrimp real quick and do the burgers on the griddle upstairs and put the vegetables in broiler or something.

When I asked WifeRat to take the burgers upstairs, she gave me a puzzled look and said, "But we're grilling" as she ducked back inside. By the time I grabbed an umbrella out of the car and got back to work cooking I realized that the rain was letting up a bit and the situation was manageable.

As I continued to juggle an over sized golf umbrella, spatula, tongs, and a beer while trying not to overcook my shrimp and get some vegetables on the grill; I hear someone call out, "Hey, nice cooler!" I look over and see my neighbor Dan, who's cooler I was using.

We had gone swimming with Dan and his family at the Prince Georges Community Pool on Sunday and had inadvertently "absorbed" their cooler when packing up. Rather than drop it off right when we got home, WifeRat decided she would return it later in the week and that would give her an excuse to call Roberta, her current candidate for BFF.

One of the things I kind of didn't realize about starting a family, is that you enter into this totally different social network that revolves around children and family. I'm the social butterfly of the family, I've worked hard to keep my friendships up despite changing circumstances but now I'm obliged to enter into these strange whole family friendships. What's really wacky about initiating and maintaining these relationships to me is how much it ends up being like dating.

First you meet, either at a party of a mutual friend or at the park or some kind of "Third Place" like a coffee shop. Usually one parent from each family meets and then the spouses get introduced at some meeting in the future. After everyone has met and seems to like each other,
one party or the other has to take the bold step of asking for or proffering contact information. After the exchange of information is made both couples will then confer about taking the big step of actually calling or e-mailing and making plans with the other family; the big first date and things progress from there.

We've been dating Dan & Roberta and their kids for about six months now and things are going pretty well. Dan was outside playing with his two kids in the rain at the park that's right next to our backyard, so I invited him over for a quick beer. We could see the park from where the grill was and stood around BSing for about ten minutes while I cooked and we knocked down a couple of PBRs then Dan and his kids headed back home with their cooler and I finished making dinner.

It wasn't until I got upstairs with all the food that I found out the BabyRat was very upset that everyone had left her Daddy out in the rain.

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Sunday, June 01, 2008

Love You WifeRat

I really, really do.

You know that you're my heart don't you? I mean, you made me the person that I always wanted to be.

These days I feel like I'm invincible; a combination of brains, body, and will that can't be stopped. The reason that I feel invincible is the love and support that I get from you . . . always.

You're not supposed to say "always" or "never" according Pop Psychology. But I feel comfortable saying that WifeRat is always there with me when I need her the most; she gives me the strength, stability, and confidence that I need to plow through anything that I need to get done.

You nursed me through finally finishing school, buying a home, having a child, and finally becoming the man that I always wanted to be. What I owe you can never be measured, you made me [pause] the me that I always wanted to be.

You give me love, you give me strength, you give me hope, and you (only you, not Fatty, not Mommy & Daddy) give me someone to live for.

I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.

If ever in your life you doubted my love for, here it is for the whole world to see.

lch

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Another Reason to the Hate the DNC

I've been really down on the DNC for years now, in large part because they treat Black voters as being completely and totally beholden to them. Billary's shameful performance during the primaries this year have done nothing to change that opinion.

But the biggest reason I can't stand the DNC is that they are stunningly incompetent. One of my friends described the DNC as having, " . . . a tattoo of a target between their toes and ankle and no matter what, they just fucking refuse to have it lasered off." That explains the nomination of Al Gore in 2000 and John Kerry in 2004, the two worst Democratic Presidential candidates of my lifetime.

Now to compound the DNC's myriad sins, we have reports that members of the Afro-sphere are largely being shut out of the State Blogger Corps (they have floor access all four days, are seated next to their state delegations, and will have internet access) for the DNC Convention this Summer.

It's not that I think there is/was a concerted effort to shut out Black bloggers, but rather there was no attempt to make sure that this very important constituency of the DNC was included.

Typical shameful shit by the DNC.

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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Sticky Rice - First Look

Swiss Family Rat made their first trip to Sticky Rice for the 5pm seating on Saturday. The place is beautiful, the staff was awesome, and the food was as good as I had hoped it would be.

Sticky Rice is only about four blocks from the Rat's Nest, so we threw BabyRat in the stroller and I enjoyed a PBR on the walk there. We arrived at about five minutes after Five o'clock and there was a crowd of people waiting on the sidewalk to get in the place. We had a brief wait chatting with other folks that were as excited to welcome Sticky Rice to the neighborhood as we were.

We finally made our way to the door and they asked for the size of our party, which surprised me a little bit because it was supposed a soft opening for folks that had reservations. After giving our name, they found us in their reservation system and we were ushered to a table upstairs.

One of my concerns as a parent who still likes to eat out is not being one of "those families" that has a screaming kid or small tornado of toys spilling everywhere. I nervously asked the table next to us if our stroller between the tables would be a problem, they were extremely gracious and greeted us with a smile so I knew everything would be cool. This brings me to my first kudos for Sticky Rice. Unlike many restaurants in DC (especially those located in rowhouses) they didn't have the tables practically on top of each other. There was plenty of room between tables so you couldn't hear anyone else's dinner conversation and if someone had to get up from their table you don't wind up with a face full of ass. They may decide later on that they can squeeze in another couple of tables, but for now the place is mad comfortable.

Within a minute or two of sitting down our server, Amy, came over, introduced herself, took our drink order (of course I had the double-duece of Sapporo) and got the meal started. Amy seemed to have a pretty good grip on the menu considering it was only their second night open and was able to make some recommendations and provide all the extra information we needed. We ended up getting edamame (natch), shitake happens, some sort of fried mushroom thing, potstickers, sticky balls, Szechuan shrimp, the fantabulous roll, and a side of rice for BabyRat.

The food was slow in coming out, but we expected that so it was no big deal. You can't go to a place where they just sat 40-50 people at one time, on their second night open, in a new kitchen and expect that the pace of the meal is going to be perfect. BabyRat and I wandered around the restaurant a bit while we were waiting, saw the back deck, ran into some folks we knew, checked out the bathrooms, and by the time we got back Amy had brought out BabyRat's rice.

I don't know if Amy worked at a family oriented joint or has kids or comes from a family of 10 or is just well-trained in the art of waiting tables; but after that she could do no wrong as far we were concerned. That kind of attention to a small detail told us that kids are welcome at Sticky Rice and not merely tolerated. If you somehow read this Amy, thanks again!! Your wonderful service really made our night!!

Over the next hour or so, the various dishes we had ordered came out in fits and starts; but rather than taking away from the meal it added to it, because we had the opportunity to concentrate on each dish as it came out. There was almost a fist fight at our table over the super flavorful mushrooms in the Shitake Happens, which were the first thing that came out after the rice. The potstickes were too spicy for the wife and kid, so I got to eat most of those myself.

The highlight of the meal was the Sticky Balls. BabyRat was licking the flying fish roe of the outside before taking a bite of the crunchy, fried, seafood-filled goodness. WifeRat felt guilty for chowing down on one of "my" dishes, probably because she didn't want to share her Szechuan shrimp. Speaking of which, you may want to note that even thought the Szechuan shrimp is listed with the noodles dishes, it's served with rice unless you ask for something different. The fantabulous roll lived up to its name and was super tasty; fresh crab, cream cheese, and tuna, what's not to like?

We were still waiting for our fried mushrooms when Eric (one of the managers) came over and sat down to apologize for not letting the staff know they had been 86'd for the night. Two cool points for Eric because he didn't make his staff take the heat for a mistake he made by not taking the item out of the POS for the night. It was extra cool because he bought my second beer and I was pretty full anyway and BabyRat was getting a little restless too, so it worked out pretty well for everyone.

My only complaint is that I was subjected to Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" on the stereo. I don't give a fuck what kind of post-modern irony you're going for, you miss when you start playing Billy Joel. I'm convinced that when I go to Hell I will be forced to listen to an iPod loaded with Billy Joel, Meatloaf, and "Sweet Caroline" for all eternity. Just say no to Billy Joel, seriously folks.

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Friday, May 23, 2008

The Zoo Was a Zoo

In our family I'm the designated field trip parent. For the most part I don't mind, the circus was a boatload of fun and I probably had a better time than BabyRat. Today's trip to the zoo was a bit more hectic than I had expected.

First of all, it looked like half the elementary schools in Metro DC were there today. BabyRat and I usually make it to the zoo 3-4 times a year and I've never seen it close to being as crowded as it was today. It was fucking bedlam!!

There was also no real plan on the part of the teachers, but BabyRat and I ended up hanging with a pretty cool Dad and his kid for most of the trip. Everyone made it back in one piece.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ludlow-Taylor PTA Meeting

So I've been trying to navigate the maze of DCPS to try and figure out where BabyRat is going to go to school when the time comes. So far I've been to Peabody and Ludlow-Taylor Elementary School (LTES) in an attempt to plot a course of action.

At this point we've more or less settled on Ludlow-Taylor, mostly because it's our in-boundary school and as a result we're trying to get involved with the school so I went to the PTA meeting last night.

There were a couple of other families there that I recognized from Stanton Park and the community meeting that we attended back in March at LTES as well as Mr. Weaver (the PTA President), Dr. Presswood (outgoing Principal), Dr. Govan (from DCPS Cluster 3), and several teachers for a total of about 15 people.

Here's where it starts to get interesting. I had received information that new members would be able to join at the beginning of the meeting, but when I arrived there was no one there to accept new members. Before too long someone showed up to collect money and so forth and we were able to join the PTA, but those of us without children were only able to join as members of the "Presidential Unit." Meaning that those of us without children in the school may, " . . . attend general PTA meetings, donate funds, help organize fundraising events, and volunteer your time; however, you may neither vote nor serve in official PTA positions such as committee chairpersons or Executive Board Members."

From what I was able to gather, this "Presidential Unit" thing was a change to the by-laws that was made at the last PTA meeting. A few new families signed up for the PTA and when I realized that all I had were Yuppie Food Coupons, one of the other Dads there just gave me $10 to join and said I could get him back later.

Finally the meeting started with the usual passing out of an agenda and officer's reports. The Treasurer made a point of saying that Presidential Unit membership dues are not a part of the general PTA fund, which led to some questions about exactly how that money would be used. There was a couple of minutes of back and forth and everyone seemed to be satisfied the result.

There was also some discussion about a Summer Program too. At the LTES Community there was a guy there who was pretty vocal in his distrust of Friends of Ludlow-Taylor. Let's call him "Vocal Parent" or VP for short. Having only seen VP once, I wasn't sure quite what his deal was but I found out last night. VP just seems to have a confrontational personality; he laid into someone who was merely reporting news that he didn't like. It definitely puts VP's performance at the community meeting into a different, less raced based, perspective. Although I have to say, every time I've been at a meeting at LTES VP has been there and that's not something I can say about a lot of the parents at that school. I think in the months and years to come VP will prove to be a powerful ally and/or opponent at various times.

Next up was Dr. Govan from DCPS Cluster 3. Dr. Govan was explaining the process for hiring the new principal of DCPS. There seems to be a lot of layers of bureaucracy in the search and hiring process, but that hardly comes as a surprise. There's a Local School Restructuring Team (LSRT) that places its chairperson on the search committee and then there are various groups of stakeholders who are represented as well. When Dr. Govan was giving more details on how questions are submitted and asked to the candidates, VP jumped into the mix. VP started grilling about whether or not the candidates knew the questions beforehand and generally was all over Dr. Govan about the whole process.

The process for selecting a new principal seems very HR driven; like the whole deal is set up solely to make sure the school system doesn't get sued and not to select the best candidates. One other interesting little tidbit is that the Chancellor is not obligated to select one of the candidates the search committee recommends. When asked about this Dr. Govan said, "When it gets to the Chancellor, anything can happen."

Keep the comments coming!!!

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Sticky Rice Finally Opening!!!

Woo-hoo!! How long ago did they paint the facade of Sticky Rice; had to have been at least a year ago, right? Regardless, I have been slobbering over the idea of sushi restaurant just a short walk away from the Rat's Nest since I first heard about the place. My anticipation was heightened when The Skip, who used to live in Richmond (home of the original Sticky Rice), told me about how insanely good the food was at the original.

Last night I was checking on the insanity over at DCist and they linked to the Frozen Tropics post announcing Sticky Rice's soft opening this weekend. Judging by the number and content of the comments, I'm not the only person who has been awaiting this opening with bated breath.

I know that things can get a little rough during a soft opening, but I wasn't able to resist the urge to make a reservation for the 5pm seating on Saturday. I'll tell y'all more when I know more.

[updated]
OK, I know more now. According to Daily Candy if you order food from Sticky Rice 30 days in a row, they will name a roll after you. I'm taking this as a challenge! Look for the "Rat Roll" in about 35 days.

Also, there is a Sticky Rice fan site.

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

R & R Hotel

Show was supposed to start @ 8:30, so Dr Mayhem and I rushed out of the house (after downing a glass of absinthe) so we wouldn't be too late. Got here and everything is running late; I'm more surprised than annoyed because the last half dozen or so shows(@ RnR and other venues) that I've been to have gone off on time.

Stinking Lizaveta

A Day Without a Murder, Zeitgeist the Movie, Truth Movement, Vicious Circle, (missed one), and LBJ.

They didn't start calling out the songs until a few songs in, I would love to know what the song was right before 'Murder'; please leave a message.

Also, shocked and grossed to pay $9.50 for a PBR and a shot Jim Beam; that shit is $3 @ Bob & Barbara's.

Torche

Someone has jokes because Dokken was being played between bands.

Torche was louder than the Big Bang. I think they started with 'Little Champion', that was all I could make out. Seriously, their shit was turned up to 11; I'm sitting here with my ears ringing an hour and change after their set ended.

The Sword

By the time they took the stage I was pretty tired, we stayed for what I'm guessing was about half their set. They were a'ight, but nothing too special IMHO.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Capitol Hill Harris Teeter Opening Today?

On the Metro to work today I could have sworn that I caught a glimpse of an article that said the "Jenkins Row" (what-the-fuck-ever) Harris Teeter was opening today.  A quick search of the Washington Post showed that the store was due to open last night at 5:30pm and the Harris Teeter website says that the store is having its Grand Opening today.

Anyone know if this is the case?


[updated 11pm]
It's open and very nice

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Rumor Has It . . .

. . . that a former staff member of Murky Coffee has been selected as the new tenant for the space and will be opening a new coffee shop there.

No details or confirmation yet.

[update]
Rumor has been confirmed, the new spot will be called Peregrine Espresso. They have a blog up here.

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Friday, May 09, 2008

Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club

From: Mark

April showers, May deluges...

tonight, 5/9, Big Nick slammanzee deckenzen
tomorrow night, 5/10, professional pharmacist & life advisor Dr. Seth Boyar rokkenzee hausenzen

next friday, 5/16, US Royalty spinningzee trakkenzen
next saturday, 5/17, DJ Mellie Mel & DJ Dribble makenzee messenzen (w/ possible appearance by DJ Blanco)

* tomorrow afternoon our very dear friends Alanna Foster and Dean Dessouky will be married, much love to you both!

and you are reminded that sunday, 5/25, is our one-year anniversary debaucher w/ Live and Die Wrecked, meltdown guaranteed so grab a helmet kiddies...

....you got to pay to ride

troy&dawn&mark

ps. recent quotes:
"i'm not a mathemagician" - pbr tom
"can you pump my chair"? - layla
"a ram is my totem" - anon (possibly melina)
"IT'S THE SAUCE"! - haley

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

My Problem (Pt. 1)

I have a problem, I don't like it when people try to control or manipulate me.  I hated it when my parents did it when I was a kid and I really hate it now that I'm an adult and my wife tries to flex.  I also have an immense dislike for my wife's immature bullshit that she pulls in moments of anger. 

I am a nice, reasonable guy who treats his wife well and listens to her.  I feel that if we have a problem then she should sit down and discuss it with me and we can come to some sort of agreement.  The agreement may be that WifeRat has to take her complaint and shove it up her ass, but I would have given her beef a fair hearing.  Likewise, sometimes the agreement will be that I will eat one of those monstrous shit sandwiches that my wife is so fond of serving up; I won't like it, but that's part of life. 

My wife says that it's unacceptable that I get angry and start yelling, I have pumped my brakes and almost never yell any more.  So I feel like I don't care how mad she is, if I'm not allowed to punch walls, throw shit around, and say crazy shit; I think it's only fair that she has to control herself the same way I do.  Naturally, my wife doesn't see it that way; she still gets pissed and starts swearing a blue streak in front of BabyRat at the drop of a hat and refuses to stop.  I would like to include her annoying penchant for indulging in hysterical sobbing during arguments too, but that's never going to happen so I had to let that one go.

(to be continued)

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

New Harris Teeter

WifeRat was bitter following late night escapades after rugby this week so I decided to check out the new Harris Teeter on Kalorama. I didn't get there until almost 2200hrs so the parking garage was pretty much deserted, but I was still greeted by cheerful employee when I walked into the elevator lobby.

As expected, the store was clean and well-stocked even considering the late hour. I basically walked around the outside edge of the store getting produce, milk, and all the rest of the stuff that keeps Swiss Family Rat well fed. Only one register was open and when I attempted to use the self-checkout a cheerful and (attempting to be) helpful employee directed me to an Express checkout station that was temporarily abandoned. About 90 seconds and a cart full of apologies later, the staff member showed up and whipped me through the checkout process while directing me to a newspaper coupon for $5 off.

Seeing the quantity of stuff I purchased and the short amount of time it took me to get done, one of the guys down in the garage commented that I hit the store, ". . . bank robbery style, quick!"

On the way home I stopped in for a short one with SOS at Ulah. I was curious to check it out again after getting an anonymous comment that the food sucked. I neglected to mention this to SOS 'cause he's just bubbling over talking about the place that he and Girlfriend of Hateration (GOH) are buying. Some random guy also bought me a shot of Patron in the course of trying to make a point to the bartender next door.

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Friday, May 02, 2008

HEY NERDS WANNA PARTY?

From: THE POINTS
Date: Apr 29, 2008 2:52 PM
Subject: HEY NERDS WANNA PARTY

MAY 3rd is the next FCDC party,starts at 8pm. The bands are Us, Big bobby and the Night Caps, and The Alpha Jerks. Outside, play with me and the males will be breaking the ice. Free food and Beeeeeeers.

15$ Donation

THE POINTS MINI WHORE
May 7th NY NY Mercury Lounge w/ The Night Marchers SOLDOUT
May 8th Baltimore MD The Talking Head w/ The Oranges Band
May 9th Washington VD The Velvet Lounge w/ Mas Y Mas

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Good Shopping on the Hill this Weekend

This weekend is the seasonal opening of the H St. Farmer's Market. Woo-hoo! For those of you who haven't been, I highly recommend you go check it out and I'm not the only who thinks it's great.

This Sunday is also Eastern Market Day. In addition to the usual vendors that are out, there will be a ton of additional food carts and Rick Franklin and the Delta Blues Boys play at 10:30 a.m. and Reverb performs at 1 p.m.

Here are the details on the Farmer's Market from the FRESHFARM Market website:

H STREET
Saturdays, 9 am to noon, 625 H St, NE

Market re-opens this Saturday, May 3, 2008.

OPENING DAY, May 3: Omawali Stewart is our featured "Chef at Market."

Fill your market basket with spring produce, pasture-raised meats and eggs, goat and cow's milk cheeses and cut flowers.

At market this week: Welcome back our farmers and producers including Atwaters Bakery, Blueberry Hill Farm, Cedarbrook Farm, Highfield Dairy, Keswick Creamery, Quaker Valley Orchards and Richfield Farm.

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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Saturday Morning

I took this week off from rugby for a couple of reasons; allergies are killing WifeRat and BabyRat so they weren't going to come this week, I blew off Thursday practice to go to the Nats game, a friend of mine from high school is coming for dinner tonight, and I also had the Ward 6 Education Forum this morning. The wife has been awesome about letting me play as much rugby as I wanted to this Spring, so I try to repay the favor by taking off weeks (like this one) when playing is going to be a hassle for the fam. We could have made it work, but I try not to be dogmatic about my "right" to play rugby.

BabyRat's allergies are really bad this morning and she's super fussy, so we decided to skip the Ward 6 Education Forum and right now we're all sitting on the couch watching the Backyardigans. I would have liked to go, but the forum seemed like it might be little more of a circle jerk than I cared to deal with on a Saturday morning.

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Friday, April 25, 2008

Safe @ Home

Got off the Metro at Eastern Market and stopped at Tunnicliff's for a short one and to see SOS. The place was mobbed with folks that had just left either the Nats or Wiz game. After a quick bourbon (God's gift to you and me), I took one of those wonderful late evening strolls across the Hill and enjoyed the beautiful weather.

Life is good.

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Live Blog - Metro Complaints

Nats win 10-5 and the Wiz was up by 30 when I left the box.

Are you shitting me? 11 minute wait for the blue line heading towards Maryland and a 19 minute wait for the orange line. Of course blue & orange lines heading to VA are coming every two minutes. I wonder who the target demographic is here?

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Live Blog - Grand Slam!!!

Woo-hoo!!!

Game just busted wide open.

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Live Blog - Bottom of the 6th

Two men on no outs.

Stupid me, I just went down to the Stars & Stripes club and realized
they had a Ben's stand in there. Oh well I'll know next time.

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Live Blog - Waiting for Food

Of course my cheap ass company didn't pop for any food or drink in the box. I wouldn't mind nearly as much except I got another one of those e-mails talking about how well the company did last quarter on the same day that I got a raise that didn't even cover inflation. So now I'm waiting in an enormous line at Ben's and my beer is already gone.

A helpful cashier just directed me to a shorter line, sweet!

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Live Blog - Nats game

Metro is running slow tonight, but I'm only taking it to the USDA. Bossman has a parking pass for us, so we're driving to the stadium.

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Drowning in a Tidal Wave of Pee

BabyRat has been potty-trained for a good long time now; when we first started putting her in underwear we had the inevitable accidents and it was no big deal. We kept her in diapers at night for a while because it was easier, but eventually we let that go too knowing full well that we were going to have some night time accidents. Things were going really well, and for a couple of weeks BabyRat stopped having accidents altogether and I thought we were done with potty training. Unfortunately, like so many other times in my life, I was wrong, Wrong, WRONG!

First the night time accidents came back, so we started taking her to the bathroom about two hours after she went to sleep and that seemed to help. If the problem had remained confined to the night time hours I could have lived with it, but now BabyRat is having day time accidents again.

BR pissed herself twice this morning and I got a slightly frantic and annoyed phone call from her daycare class teacher. So I go downstairs to the daycare center and talk to BR for a little while, she wiggles around and doesn't answer my questions for a little while. I keep on asking questions and getting some nonsense answers, but I plod ahead until BR finally tells me that she's peeing on herself because she "wants attention."

Now I had been telling my wife this for a while and she would get mad at me saying that BR is too young to know what's up, but I knew better. When I finally got WifeRat on the phone I was irked 'cause I had to stop working to go home and get clean clothes and I couldn't get her on the phone when the shit (piss really) was hitting the fan. After relating the entire episode to WR, she finally agreed that BR was peeing her pants to get attention.

WR says that every information source is in agreement that you can't punish kids about any of the bathroom stuff. OK, fine but what the hell are you supposed to do? As far as I can tell we're losing this battle; BR wants attention, so she pees on herself. Then we have to clean her up and put clean clothes on her, so she's getting the attention she wants.

The question is: what now?

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!!

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club

rokkit:

this friday, 4/25, DJ Strange & DJ Medusa host Wasteland, our
longest-running monthly promotion from terrible folks anchoring our status as a miserable bar for bad people. check out their most recent set list here
http://www.medusapromotions.com/wastelandmar28.htm

this saturday, 4/26, DJ Mellie Mel & DJ Dribble host Filth, our
second-longest monthly promotion from wretched criminals proudly bearing our standard as a rotten bar for dirty people. you wouldn't believe their set list if there was a record of it anyway

recent bloggers have called us "not my kind of thing" and "ghetto"

thank you!!!!

troy&dawn&mark

ps. d thrett's in argentina (that's dawn by the way), she's never left the states before and doesn't speak a lick of spanish, your prayers can really help

pps. one-year anniversary party sunday may 25th, this is gonna be a holy mess and no your prayers won't do a damn thing

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Monday, April 21, 2008

Ward 6 Education Forum

So in keeping with my theme of reporting on Swiss Family Rat's struggles with finding a school, I bring you information on another school meeting. This one is for all of Ward 6 and is being sponsored by our council member Tommy Wells and our "State" Board of Education member Lisa Raymond.

Breakfast and babysitting services are being provided free of charge at the meeting site at Miner Elementary School. Agenda items and some boilerplate can be found by clicking here.

For those of you who can't be bothered to click, here's the pertinent info:

WHEN:
Saturday
April 26, 2008
10 AM – 12:30 PM

WHERE:
Miner Elementary
601 15th Street, NE

TO GET INVOLVED:

Contact Lisa Raymond at lisajraymond70 [at] yahoo [dot] com or call 202-316-5096 for more information.

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Jackie Robinson Night

On April 15, 1947 Jackie Robinson broke Major League Baseball's long-standing color barrier when he played his first game as a Brooklyn Dodger.  To commemorate the 61st anniversary of this historic event, The George Washington University Jackie Robinson Society will celebrate Jackie Robinson Night on April 17, 2008.
 
The evening will feature the presentation of Jackie Robinson Society Community Recognition Awards to Bobby Mitchell (the first African-American to play for the Washington Redskins" and JC Hayward (Washington, DC's first female news anchor) for displaying the courage, commitment, and perseverence associated with Jackie Robinson's life and legacy and for their substantial impact on the Washington, EC community.  The keynote address will be provided by Professor Michael Long, author of the recently published and highly acclaimed "First Class Citizenship: The Civil Rights Letters of Jackie Robinson."
 
The program starts at 5:30 pm and there will be reception afterwards at 7:00 pm.  The event is being held on the GWU campus at:
 
Media and Public Affairs Building
Jack Morton Auditorium
 
805 21st Street, NW
First Floor
Washington, DC 20052
 
 

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

great tats

Words fail me. -HR

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I Hate Losing

My rugby team had been a roll for most of the last ten months or so, before losing to the Syracuse Chargers in the Four Leaf Fifteens Tournament we hadn't lost a game in almost a year.  This past Saturday was the first round of the MARFU playoffs, we played the defending MARFU champions Harrisburg RFC.
 
[rant]Now I have to pause to have a little rant here about how much our union (the PRU) sucks ass.  For years now, the PRU has promised to help procure practice and game fields for DC based teams and has consistently reneged on that promise.  The PRU even went so far as to create a new position of Grounds Director or some shit like that, but all that did was allow the Super League teams to steal the good practice fields that were found in DC from teams in lower divisions.  Even that wasn't that big of a deal because we were able to go out and cultivate a relationship with a rec center and now we have a practice field that can't be stolen from us. 
 
The problem is with game fields, specifically when the PRU declared the fields at Kenilworth Park unplayable a couple of years ago.  That would have been OK too, if the PRU had put any kind of resources into either rehabilitating the fields there or found some alternative place for DC based teams to play.  Naturally, they did neither of those things and each team had to scramble on its own to find somewhere to play their games.  When you see kickball dorks or various soccer leagues playing in the area, those individual teams aren't out beating the bushes to find a playing field; their league takes care of all of that for them and I have to wonder why can't the PRU do the same for us?  We pay those jerkoffs a lot of money every year for next to nothing.  In closing, fuck the PRU!!! [/rant]
 
So after a lot of drama about where we were going to play, we finally were able to borrow Western Suburbs field for this past weekend's playoff game.  Harrisburg didn't travel as strong as I thought they would, I think they only had 18 or 19 guys dressed, but that didn't keep them from laying the wood to us.  We're not used to getting smacked around, we do the smacking around; we're a big, physical team that is used to imposing our will on our opponents.  Unfortunately, when we ran into a team that we couldn't just shove around, we didn't do a good job of adjusting our game plan.  Harrisburg scored in the first five minutes and then scored again about 15 minutes later to go up 14-0. 
 
On the ensuing kickoff, HRFC didn't field the kick cleanly and our big men charged on like a pack of rabid bulls, fly-hacked the ball into the in-goal area where Alabama Sam touched the ball down for a try.  Momentum was swinging back in our favor and we were able to keep the ball in HRFC's half until we forced a penalty and Bible put up another 3 points to make the score 14-8 going into the half. 
 
We subbed in Little John for Dain at the half at hooker which definitely gave us a boost.  About ten minutes into the half Skip decided to sub in Sharp for Pete the Rock, but I think PTR's game is a little more dynamic than my own and took myself out instead.  Ego and pride reared their ugly heads, but I had to put team goals in front of what was going to make me feel good.  Sharp played well with fresh legs, he made about a half dozen tackles and seemed to be everywhere for the 30 minutes he was in the game but it didn't matter.  We couldn't ring the bell again as HRFC converted a penalty kick and then scored a try to ice the game with about five minutes left for a final score of 22-8. 
 
HRFC played well, but we could have and should have beat them.  It's been a long time since losing a game has stuck in my craw like this, I didn't want to win this game for myself but I wanted to win for Skip and for Coach Kruger.  They've put so much of themselves into this thing that I really feel like we've let them down by not winning on Saturday.

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Monday, April 07, 2008

Jimmy Vazeline's Lonely Hearts Club

bust out the dancin shoes, we gotta couppla sets of DJ's from ol' Kingpin days this weekend:

this Friday, 4/11, Big Nick spinning soulful funk, reggae & mostly hip hop
this Saturday, 4/12, DJ's Todd Mack and T-Dawg working a lot of hip hop with a splash of reggae

besides donating to the Fraternal Order of Police, we also give money to the After School Program at Webb Elementary here in Trinidad, which is run by Catrice Smith. most of the kids in the 'hood here need some place positive and productive to hang out after classes and before they go home, so any of you locals who wanna help out please just let us know and we'll steer you to Catrice.

we also sponsor Elzee Racing, which is our good friend Leon Zelensky's independent motorcycle team. Leon's an expert level racer in the Championship Cup Series (Mid Atlantic Region), and treks down to South Carolina this weekend, but he's got a couppla races you can check out this May only an hour from here at Summit Point, WV, which is a cool track for spectators. if you're interested in bikes/racing please talk to Leon 'cause he's extremely helpful with his considerable knowledge and can point you towards the right gear and/or roadracing instructors. if you don't know him just ask us, we'll hook you up, he's a genuinely kind guy. that's him up top and here's a link to his racing schedule/website, we'll keep you posted: http://www.elzeeracing.com/schedule.html

rokkit

troy&dawn&mark

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Friday, March 28, 2008

On the Bus - Live Blog

I'm on my way to NYC for a rugby tournament, its been a pretty good
ride so far we've killed a 15- pack of Red Bull (beer, not the energy
drink) and most of a bottle of Jim Beam. There is about an hour left
until we hit the City, that's when the real party starts.

I'll be updating on twitter.

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Circus - After Action Report

I probably hadn't been to the circus in at least 25 years but I just got back from the Verizon Center (FWIW that still sounds weird to me) with BabyRat (BR) and her daycare class and it was outrageously fun! 
 
The show was titled "Bellobration" and revolves around the antics of Bello the clown who, seemingly can do anything and everything, plays off the Ringmaster as his straight man.  There are a few set pieces where Bello develops a crush on one of the acrobats and goes through a series of gaffs and missteps to win her affection; the highlight was the "sway pole" act that takes place about 90 feet in the air.
 
Before we could even get to our seats I had to get BR the popcorn I had promised her when we first started talking about the circus a few weeks ago and then after we went to the bathroom I was bamboozeld into buying a $20 light up sword that I'm sure will delight WifeRat.  During the first acrobat routine BR also informed me that, "The acrobats have to be careful!" 
 
All the kids in her class had a great time, but a couple of them Molly and Cindy (not their real names) got bored right before the end of the show and broke out ten minutes early.  They missed the Human Cannonball routine that closed the show.
 
My only beef was with the shorts, or really lack thereof, that the women acrobats were wearing.  They weren't thongs or anything, but ass cheeks were clearly hanging out and it just struck me as kind of gratuitous.  It's a 10:30am show for crissakes and it's not like the circus is where dudes go to get titillated anyway, would it be too much to ask that they use an extra $.10 worth of material and cover the women's entire ass? 
 
 

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Live from the Circus

Second act just started, I don't know who's having more fun me or the
little one. More later.

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

jimmy valentine's lonely lonely lonely hearts club

informationings:

this Friday, 3/29, DJ Strange w/ DJ Medusa, doin the math

and this Saturday, 3/30, it's the Angry Peruvian DJ Collective: EZ Gruuv,
Rob Raver, Charles Martin, Jarret Parker, Chris Han,
Cultcha, and possibly Jonny5 (none of whom are Peruvian or angry) spinning
Jungle, D&B, Breaks, & Hardcore (none of which is
Peruvian or angry). you do the math

that's all folks!

troy&dawn&mark

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Ulah Bistro

A close friend of HillRat, a guy nicknamed SOS, helped open Ulah Bistro. Things are still in a state of flux at Ulah with an obligatory chef walk out two weeks after the restaurant opened. The recommendation I got from SOS's lady friend was to stick with the pizzas and burgers, but she heard the tuna tartar was good.

I was happy because I hadn't had tartar of any type in a while and it had caught my eye when I looked over the menu. My only minor complaint would be that the salad served on top was a little overdressed, still is was tasty and complimented the tuna nicely. The wasabi cream painted on the plate wasn't just there for decoration, it had a healthy kick and added zing to whatever you dragged through it.

Early looks seem to be pretty neutral so far.

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Political Talk

All this talk about Obama's minister is starting to get on my damn nerves.  So his preacher was talking some crazy shit, so what?  You've probably noticed that both Hillary Clinton and McCain are keeping their mouths shut about this issue.  I wonder why?  Is it because they both have plenty of religious skeletons in their closets?  No one's hands are clean on this issue.

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Sunday, March 23, 2008

A Few Quick Thoughts - Mostly Whining

1. The camera in the iPhone is laughably bad - No zoom, no lighting adjustment, and no ability to capture movies. The two year old phone that my iPhone replaced had all of that. Jobs, WTF?

2. Brunch at the Ritz-Carlton has really fallen off - My folks like to go there for brunch, what can I say? It wasn't that it was bad today, it was OK; but it wasn't the transcendent experience that an $80/person brunch is supposed to be. For $80 you should be able to get Eggs Benedict.

3. Children are animals - We had the first of three birthday parties for BabyRat on Saturday. Our condo went from crispy fresh to post-apocalyptic in less than an hour; half-eaten mini burgers everywhere, Exxon Valdez sized water & juice spills, and ear splitting noise, but I wouldn't have changed a thing. BabyRat and her friends had a blast and so did I!!

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Friday, March 21, 2008

R.I.P. Murky

Damn, I can't believe it!  Murky Coffee's Capitol Hill location is kaput.  Bandwidth mooching bloggers, financial blogs, foodie blogs, and of course yours truly are all talking about the closure.
 
The official word came down in the form of Washington Post article today that added a few details about the specific payments missed and the personal toll that this financial crisis is taking on Nick Cho, who owns another Murky Coffee outlet in Arlington.
 
As a long time patron I'm sad to see Nick and his excellent coffee leave the Hill, but I'm more concerned about the hard-working baristas that suddenly found themselves out of a job.  WifeRat and I had our own personal nicknames for many of the long time employees: Liz Lemon, Barista Supreme, Barista that Bugs, The Unseen Cavalier, and, I'm Back Guy.  A lot of folks complained about the size and noise of Murky and it was definitely a little on the small side, but the super awesome staff always made up for any shortcomings in the physical accomodations and the coffee was sublime.
 
Liz Lemon: Dora the Explorer and Father of the Year miss you!  If you get a job at SOVA we promise to come in to see you.

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Community Meeting at Ludlow-Taylor (continued)

What Happened


I’m freaked out, I don’t know that I’ve ever been a part of a large-scale meeting or conversation that so accurately reflected our current national debate on race, class, education, and gentrification. All the usual suspects were there: well meaning White liberals who “just want to help”, outraged parents of current students (current stats show that NO children classified as “White” attend LT, take that for what it’s worth), and teachers & administrators caught between the two groups.

After Chancellor Rhee yielded the floor things heated up. A group called ‘Friends of Ludlow-Taylor’ (FoLT) seemed to be getting ready to start leading the meeting but they were interrupted by a parent of a currently enrolled student. He didn’t introduce himself to the crowd, but related an anecdote about getting the run around when he tried to find out more information about FoLT. The Gentleman went on at length, talking about his family’s fifty year roots in the neighborhood, gave a few thoughts on the meaning of gentrification, and finished up by saying, “They’re runnin’ game.”

People then moved into small (8-10 person) facilitated groups. I missed the initial setup while talking to someone, so I didn’t hear the instructions, but I ended up with an agenda and a page with the questions the facilitator was asking on it. The questions weren’t exactly meaningless boilerplate, but they didn’t seem to be much more than a jumping off point for how the people in attendance were going to remake the curriculum and programs of LT. At this point I kind of started wandering around a bit.

I moved over to another table to see how things were going there, the second facilitator seemed to have a slightly better grip on her group. At this second table I got a chance to speak with Dr. Pressler, the current principal of LT. Dr. Pressler struck me as a dedicated and committed educator, he explained to me that some sort of grant proposal had been submitted for him to sign off on that detailed an out of control school. Naturally no principal worth anything would allow themselves to be denigrated like that, so he refused to cooperate.

Judging from what I saw on the posters around the neighborhood, it looks like FoLT expected a new principal to be named at last night’s meeting, but that didn’t appear to be the case. However, WifeRat was still there when Chancellor Rhee was speaking about Dr. Pressler and came away with a different impression.

Analysis


It looks like a group of well intentioned parents got together outside of the regular channels of the school system to discuss how they could improve LT. It also appears that in their enthusiasm to try and raise the level of achievement at LT, these same parents neglected to include the current administration and parents in their plans. Understandably, the parents of the kids that already go to school there are a little pissed about a cabal of people coming in and attempting what could easily be interpreted as a coup.

Another thing that came out while I was talking to various people at last night’s community meeting was the fact that apparently Chancellor Rhee had met with FoLT and cancelled a meeting with the LT PTA. In her defense, Chancellor Rhee promised to correct that oversight (or diss, depends on who you ask) in the immediate future, but it’s a little strange that the Chancellor of DCPS would meet with a group of people whose children don’t attend a DCPS.

The one teacher I spoke to said that she and a couple of other teachers had been denied admittance to FoLT. I don’t know if it was an oversight or an intentional slight, but it strikes me as kind of strange that a group trying to help a school wouldn’t want input from the teachers at the school.

Now I'm finally ready to mention the big ol' elephant in the room: race. Let's be serious shall we? It's obvious that the members of FoLT are working off the standard model of participation (The Peace Corps, Teach for America, VISTA, etc.) for White people who "want to make a difference". Swoop in with the ink just barely dry on their diplomas, do some stuff that doesn't affect the structural/institutional forces that created the conditions they're trying to correct, and then leave feeling good about themselves. All the while completely ignoring the input and experiences of the people they're allegedly there to "help". I'll stop now because I'm enjoying this a little too much.

Don't think I'm going to let Black people off the hook, I'm not. When I asked if PTA meetings were usually this well attended (see the previous post) one of the parents I met during the table discussions clued me in to the fact that PTA meetings usually had less than five attendees. But the very idea that some White people were "trying to take over the school" had the parents of LT's current students crawling over each other to get to this meeting.

Conclusion


I'm not sure what the hell is going on at Ludlow-Taylor, it seems like everyone is mad at everyone who's not in their little clique. The one thing I saw that made me hopeful was that there were a lot of different people representing disparate interests and rather than folks just pitching a fit and storming out or throwing up their hands in frustration that their carefully laid plans had gone astray, people stayed and talked to one and other. Really, that was about all I could have hoped for out of that meeting.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Community Meeting at Ludlow-Taylor

Whoa! I don't quite know where to begin.

About a week ago I was walking home from the park with BabyRat and saw a sign on a light post about this meeting at Ludlow-Taylor tonight. I was interested and excited because my last foray into finding a school for BabyRat didn't go so well.

All three of us (me, wife, and baby) went to the meeting and before we entered the school I noticed the sign outside said "PTA Meeting 5-8". When we got inside (a few minutes late) we were surprised to see DCPS Chancellor Michelle Rhee speaking before a crowd of 100-150 people. We arrived shortly before the question and answer period started, the floor was opened up, and the fireworks started.

Being a relatively new dad, I hadn't been to a DCPS Community meeting before but somehow I wasn't surprised that the quickly established theme of the meeting was gentrification and its discontents. Rhee did a good job of keeping things under wraps while she was answering questions and not getting too far off track, but after she left things took a turn for the worse.

I'm a little shot out after that meeting, I'll post a more thorough report later.

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Friday, March 14, 2008

Apparently People Are Reading This Blog

So after a few pops with the boys down at Hamilton's after practice I stopped into Jimmy Valentine's on the way home. OK, so I had to drive past my crib to get there, but it wasn't like I drove all the way across town or something.

Anyway, after the greetings and whatnot Mark asks if I'm the person who has been posting some of their e-mails. You could have knocked me over with a feather, I had no idea that anyone was actually reading this blog. I'm mostly doing it for my own amusement while I try to "find my voice" as a writer and seeing if I can build an audience and some buzz.

Can I get some love or at least a few comments?

Thanks,

HR

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Frozen Tropics: Interested in Ludlow-Taylor?

In keeping with my promise to try and keep folks up to date on the goings on surrounding getting BabyRat into some sort of DCPS 3 year-old program, here's a link to Frozen Tropics that has info about some sort of meeting. I actually saw a sign posted about this on my way home from the park today and plan to attend, but if anyone is actually reading this and looking for info I thought this might be helpful. Frozen Tropics: Interested in Ludlow-Taylor?

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

With Apologies to DCist - Pope Benedict XVI to Bring Seven Extra Sins to D.C.

Aye Carumba!  I'm not a religious guy, I tried it but it just didn't stick.  After I tried to bargain for help when I was fucking up in school is about when I realized how much I didn't feel God's love or anything like it when I went to church or read the Bible.  My folks are religious and it seems to make them very happy, PoppaRat used to *love* that Promise Keeper shit and even tried to get me to go a few times.  I decided to finally just be straight up with my Dad and I told him all that "sexual purity" stuff wasn't really going to fit in with my lifestyle.  Interestingly, he said that no one really expects the young guys to really abide by that all that closely.  Whatever man.
 
Anyway, DCist posted about the Pope coming to DC and not surprisingly the comments got a little hectic in no time whatsoever.

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Fight Club

So after hearing about the Skate Parties from Dr. Mayhem for the last couple of years and always being thwarted in my attempts to attend, I finally made it on Saturday night.  Aside from the fact that there were Bad Brains t-shirts and the ubiquitous 3 stars/2 bars logo everywhere, it would have been really easy to forget you were in DC.  The place was amazing for its distinct lack of attitude and poseurs, two things that are usually in great abundance in DC. 
 
 

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Friday, March 07, 2008

jimmy valentine's lonely hearts club of fools

From: Mark Thorp

Date: Sun, Mar 2, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Subject: jimmy valentine's lonely hearts club of fools



situations & circumstances:

this Friday, March 7th, DJ D Thrett w/ DJ LS
this Saturday, March 8th, DJ Sharkey w/ DJ K

that is all, carry on

troy&dawn&mark

ps. problems have solutions

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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Dumb Ruggers

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lHKCCy-eAI


Sent from my iPhone

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Book Discussion

I work in a gov't building as a contractor and one of the events they had here for Black History Month was a round table discussion of Carter G. Woodson's The Mis-Education of the Negro.  I don't know that I had ever seen any kind of widely publicized event in the workplace (gov't or otherwise) that centered around the reading of a book, it was actually kind of weird.  I mean seriously, when was the last time that you weren't in school or taking some sort of training class and someone offered you a book to read and opportunity to discuss it?
 
When I got the e-mail back at the beginning of February, I responded to the point of contact and was instructed to come down and get a copy of the book.  Thinking that I had three weeks to read the book, I promptly stuck it in a drawer in my desk and forgot about it until I saw a broadcast e-mail to the entire building reminding everyone about this event.  Fortunately the book is relatively short so I was able to just read it in the couple of days leading up to the discussion.
 
Anyway, last Thursday was the day of the originally scheduled discussion and, because everyone felt like so much was left unsaid and unexamined, we got together today again for a follow up session.  It has been pretty interesting (and cool) to see two dozen people sitting around a table sharing thoughts outside of an academic setting a couple of weeks in a row.  It seems like I see a lot of complaining about how dumb everyone is getting or how little people read or whatever, but the enthusiasm in the room both weeks made me think that people are hungry for this kind of interaction but we simply don't have any kind of framework to support it.  I dunno, maybe that's why Bible study is so popular among the church going types.
 
The discussion itself was nothing spectacular, but it was definitely earnest.  Of course you had to have one person who totally got off topic and wanted to ramble on about segregation and whatever, whatever; but thankfully the woman leading the session was a very able facilitator/moderator (F/M) and was able to wrestle control back pretty quickly before the rambler caught a verbal beatdown.  The discussion was good in large part because the F/M was very adept at asking questions about specific aspects of the book, stepping back and allowing people to answer and participate, but then stepping back in before people started getting too far away from the book. 
 
Both times after the sessions broke up, the other young guys and I found ourselves having a sidebar.  I took the time to get everyone's information and sent out an e-mail to everyone urging us to get together again without quite so many people, we'll see how it goes.  It's always kind of weird trying to start a new friendship; for me, it's like getting your mack on.  You don't want to come on too strong, but you still have to show that you're interested.

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

I Hate My Job

There I said it.  The only thing this job has going for it (other than the fact that it's super-easy and allows me to endlessly comment on DCist and other blogs) is that it's walking distance from my home.  When I listen to people's horror stories about their commutes I nod in sympathy, thinking back to the many years that I commuted to places like Reston, Quantico, and Rockville and all the time I wasted in the car.  It also makes me realize how good I have it with this walking to work thing and how someone would have to offer me a lot of money to get me commuting again.

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